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Barry Joseph Cofield Jr. is an American former professional football player who was a defensive tackle for 10 seasons in the National Football League (NFL). He was selected in the fourth round by the New York Giants in the 2006 NFL draft and also played for the Washington Redskins. He played college football at Northwestern University.
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The California, Shasta and Eastern Railway was a 15 miles (24 km) shortline railroad which operated, for nearly 40 years, between Anderson and Bella Vista, California with no greater aspirations then being a glorified mill spur. Briefly around 1906 however, the road basked in the limelight of the mighty E.H. Harriman who considered, and then discarded, the idea of incorporating it into one of his \"paper\" railroads projected through the region.
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Uttara Abhimanyu is an Indian Hindi-language film. It was released in 1946.
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