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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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Darwin Gale Schisler was an American politician who served as a member of the United States House of Representatives from Illinois's 19th congressional district and a member of the Illinois House of Representatives from the 46th district and later the 48th district.
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Barbro Karin Viola Westerlund Larsson, better known as Babben, is a Swedish actress and comedian.
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