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{"type":"standard","title":"Khanom kho","displaytitle":"Khanom kho","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q13013257","titles":{"canonical":"Khanom_kho","normalized":"Khanom kho","display":"Khanom kho"},"pageid":63674339,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Khanom_tom.JPG/330px-Khanom_tom.JPG","width":320,"height":383},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Khanom_tom.JPG","width":1605,"height":1920},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263010670","tid":"54e1d6b9-b9d6-11ef-b70e-e996805a4d25","timestamp":"2024-12-14T04:46:07Z","description":"Thai dessert","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanom_kho","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanom_kho?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanom_kho?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Khanom_kho"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanom_kho","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Khanom_kho","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanom_kho?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Khanom_kho"}},"extract":"Khanom tom and khanom kho are closely related traditional Thai desserts. Khanom tom is used in Central Thailand, while khanom kho comes from Southern Thailand. Khanom kho are boiled glutinous rice dumplings stuffed with a palmyra palm sugar cube and rolled in shredded coconut, while khanom tom have caramelized shredded coconut fillings. They are approximately the size of large gumballs and come in different colors, typically red, green, blue, purple, or off-white. They are sometimes served in a bath of warm coconut milk. Khanom kho are sold in markets, food stalls, and restaurants and made in homes throughout Southern Thailand. They are served at ceremonies, festivals, parties, and weddings.","extract_html":"
Khanom tom and khanom kho are closely related traditional Thai desserts. Khanom tom is used in Central Thailand, while khanom kho comes from Southern Thailand. Khanom kho are boiled glutinous rice dumplings stuffed with a palmyra palm sugar cube and rolled in shredded coconut, while khanom tom have caramelized shredded coconut fillings. They are approximately the size of large gumballs and come in different colors, typically red, green, blue, purple, or off-white. They are sometimes served in a bath of warm coconut milk. Khanom kho are sold in markets, food stalls, and restaurants and made in homes throughout Southern Thailand. They are served at ceremonies, festivals, parties, and weddings.
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