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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

{"type":"general","setup":"What was a more important invention than the first telephone?","punchline":"The second one.","id":262}

{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}

{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

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