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The Badachu is a complex of monasteries located on the outskirts of urban Beijing, which means \"Eight Great Sites\" that refers to the eight Buddhist temples and nunneries scattered across the Cuiwei, Pingpo, and Lushi hills in Shijingshan District, at the foot of Beijing's Western Hills.

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Pseudocalliergon is a genus of mosses belonging to the family Amblystegiaceae.

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